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</div><p><a href="http://www.eddieizzard.com/home.izz">Eddie Izzard</a> was right. Pears really are &quot;gorgeous little beasts&quot;, although I have severe doubts about whether I will actually get to eat one this year.<div><br /></div><div>I love citrus fruits and berries but I don&#39;t normally buy apples, pears and the like because you tend to have to make a commitment to eating a whole one. If you open a satsuma you can eat the segments slowly without worry that they&#39;ll go brown from&#160;oxidisation&#160;and berries, of course, are perfect little self-contained wonders. Not so with an apple: leave it for five minutes while you take a phone call and you come back to something that looks like it&#39;s already decomposing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Which is why I was glad to see some small pears in the supermarket when I grabbed some groceries before my evening calls last Thursday. Of course, they were hard when I got them but I was hoping that they&#39;d ripen up over night and that I&#39;d be able to have one for breakfast the next day, or over the weekend, or maybe on Monday. But by Tuesday morning they still felt like they&#39;d been carved from jade.</div><div><br /></div><div>That was a little disappointing as I had to go away for a couple of days and I expected that I&#39;d return to a bowl of liquid pear goop. But no. This evening I returned home and found the pears are still giving me a nine or 10 on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness">Mohs scale</a>. So maybe I&#39;ll get to have pears for breakfast and maybe they&#39;ll have their moment of ripeness overnight and they&#39;ll be &quot;dead pears&quot; in the morning.</div><div><br /></div><div>
    
    
    


    
    
    

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        <p>I don&#39;t have a kitchen to cook in at the moment, so I bought a different set of foods than I would normally choose at the <a href="http://www.smgov.net/farmers_market/saturday.htm">Santa Monica farmers&#39; market</a>, this morning.<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://tubbydammer.vox.com/library/post/looking-forward-to-pea-dumplings.html">As I&#39;ve said</a>, the really good ingredients don&#39;t need much in the way of cooking, anyway. So while it would be nice to experiment with some of the vegetables I saw there and don&#39;t have at home I wasn&#39;t too worried. I started off buying 2oz of sliced, dried&#160;persimmons. They&#39;re not too sweet, chewy and don&#39;t have that mouth drying effect you sometimes get from a raw persimmon. But they definitely have the fragrance and perfume you get from the fresh fruit.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then the chap running the fresh fruit stand gave me a Fuji apple to test. I did and I liked it. Sweet and crispy, it was a great breakfast and most likely more healthy than a muffin or a pastry. I got half a dozen to take back with me so that I have something healthy to start the next few days with.</div><div><br /></div><div>If it hadn&#39;t been so hot I&#39;d have stayed longer. But it&#39;s still April and I&#39;m not yet ready for 90°F, so I made a hasty exit and did <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=vdEnxNog56E">a very un-English thing</a> and found some shade.</div><div><br /></div><div>
    
    
    
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